There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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