Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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