You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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