that's an acceptable place to lick
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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