I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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