i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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