Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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