are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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