What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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