he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
