don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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