Quick, to the slutcave!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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