Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
