i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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