? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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