we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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