You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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