the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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