at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I love having hate sex.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
COCAINE IS GR8
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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