Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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