break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
ttyl tear gas
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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