my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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