what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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