I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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