You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You have to summon your inner elephant
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize
