I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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