yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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