Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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