Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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