Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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