We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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