Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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