On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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