Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
i've created a new STD.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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