pedialite and red bull = repair kit
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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