My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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