I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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