Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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