I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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