Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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