spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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