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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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