Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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