Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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