where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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