I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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