I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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