doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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