So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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