how can u be prego again
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I want her autograph on my taint
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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