he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
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