so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
you win again, gameday.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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